So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
