FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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