Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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