I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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