That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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