The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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