so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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