It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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