New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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