Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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