I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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