Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
