well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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