You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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