White coat. Heels.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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