you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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