Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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