i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I just googled if crying burns calories
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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