Got a toothbrush?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She's the barista slut.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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