worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
We had sex on a dog bed..
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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