Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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