so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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