She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Randomize
