? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
The ass gains better be worth it
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