quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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