put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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