This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
