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you suck at this game today
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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