when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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