When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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