i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
