PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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