what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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