No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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