Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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