he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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