And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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