is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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