hell yes lets make some ravioli
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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