brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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