Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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