I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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