i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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