Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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