I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
