Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
