Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
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