Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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