Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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