Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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