did you get engaged???
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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