i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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