Cold hands, warm shart.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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