I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
