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Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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